- Advises against using certain phrases to avoid litigation. Example: I'm gonna need you to say "Tub Treats" instead of "bath salts".
- Tells the story of the time somebody threw a brick through a Prius window.
- Advises against talking about certain people in a negative light- "they're a very litigious estate".
- "Pretend I'm not here"
- Ira Sockman got lost on its way back from SXSW 2012, and finally found its way back to Justin a month later.
- Contrary to popular belief, Ira is Muslim, not Jewish.
- According to its "handler", Justin Robert Young, Ira is neither a man nor a woman... it's a sock.