Rounsaville Scale
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The official SI measurement of racism verified by the National Institute of Standards and Technology. The Rounsaville Scale replaced the outdated Connolly Comparison.
A typical measurement is between 0 and Rounsaville. The statistical average for a sober person is 0.1 Rounsavilles or 0.1 Rouns. After a few 40s, a Rounsaville rating can raise to 0.8 Rouns. Any subject with a Rounsaville value that exceeds a whole Rounsaville (>1.0 Rouns) are considered to be in the state of SuperRacist or having the properties of a superhero who is also a racist.
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The Ethanol Postulate
The Ethanol Postulate states a person's Rounsaville rating is directly proportional to their blood alcohol level.
R = A * k
Where k is co-efficient of how much white guilt you have.
For further reading, see OhDoctah's White People are Crazy Corollary and his paper on How to get money by asking.
Other Units of Racism
Other units of racism include:
- 1 Connolly = 1.429986189 Rounsavilles
- 1 Shwood = .81818 ≈ 9/11 Rounsavilles
- 1 Kramer = 1 Richardson = 15 Rounsavilles
Fun Facts
- Created during NSFW @ SXSW Episode 4.
- Brett Rounsaville was measured at 0.8 Rounsavilles during this episode.
First Recorded Evidence of Rousavilles Measuring Racism
Although this was months before The Rounsaville Scale was formalized, this is one of the first recorded examples of racism being measured by Brett Rounsaville.
Remarks
- SI: Scam Institute
- National Institute of Standards and Technology: Dr. Kiki
